who loves scrambled eggs?

i used to be over-obsessed with scrambled eggs. i even made a rap about them once.. ive calmed down over them a bit now anyway.. does anyone like bacon too?
i used to make them like this:

1. 4 eggs, beaten
2. add a tad of milk (3 tablespoons or so)
3. start cooking bacon your preferred way
4. add the eggs & milk into a saucepan (cook on high heat but remember to stir continuously if so)
5. remove the saucepan every now and then, so it doesn't stick
6. when bacon is cooked, chop into bits and add into saucepan
7. keep coking, and when you decide its ready, make your toast and...
8. mmmm very nice!

i used to call scrambled eggs Eggbled Scram (as if i mixed the words up)